This Section is dedicated to everyone and anything that pisses me off. This includes movies, people, companies, services, etc. I am sure that those heartless, greedy criminals at Bank One wont loose any business due to this, but it feels good to get if off of my chest.

I don't care. I'm tired of it. Shame on you! Get your s**t together or you'll end up in my Dog House. If you disagree with my views, strongly agree, or you have complaints of your own, feel free to post a message on the message board.







Hotmail "Kiss My Grits!"
When Gmail came out I dropped my hotmail; dropped it like it's hot. After I had reached the maximum number of addresses that I could block, I had no choice but to check my mail constantly to keep it from filling up with spam. We'll, I told my friends to stop emailing me at hotmail and today I officially exceeded 3,000 spam emails. None of them are from people that I know.




Gus Lewis as the young Bruce Wayne (Batman Begins)
He's just a kid so I'll spare him the review. Gus—Consider yourself warned!


Splenda/Coca-Cola
Those fools at Splenda caught a brother sleepin'! Coca-Cola released their tasty flavored Dasani water into the market with no mention of Splenda to be found on the bottle. The sweetness of Splenda actually comes from a chlorinated chemical called sucralose which despite the "ose" ending is not even a natural sugar. The truth about Splenda—I'm drinking chlorine.


Naked® Food-Juice (Mango Açaí)
Don't get me wrong. I LOVE Naked brand Juice. It's expensive at $3 per bottle but it's very much worth it. The new Mango Açaí flavor however is horrible. It smells like @$$ and tastes like the hole. Imagine Tamarindo mixed with rotten milk. Hungry Girl dislikes it for it's high sugar and caloric value. I want my money back.


Blade Trinity
Goyer screwed us on that one. To quote Triple H in the film, "They pretty much f**king @ss-raped us." Parker Posey was the only interesting character in that turd. If you do have an extra $5 to burn then you might rent it. The alternate ending with the were-vampire was so laughable that it almost makes it worth it.


UPS
What can Brown do for you? I'll tell you what Brown can do for me! STOP PARKING IN THE DAMN BIKE LANE! Jerks!